TRASHBAG
FAMILY REUNION
ITINERARY
5 PM | PRE SHOW DINNER CATERED
BY SALSA BRAVA
04.11
COME JOIN US BEFORE THE SHOW FOR TONYS 4000 TACOS PROVIDED BY THE RESTAURANT THAT HAS SEEN THE BROWN FAMILY FALL APART ONE CHIPS AND SALSA AT A TIME!
CASH BAR AVETABLE {available}
6PM | SHIT TALK LIVE
WITH ACE & KATELYN
THE SHOW YOU HAVE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE BUT NOW YOU GET TO BE A PART OF THE FUN! GAMES, PRIZES AND OF COURSE SHIT TALK.
10AM | SISTER WIVES GUIDED TOUR GROUP ONE
04.12
WHATS BETTER THAN PILING ONTO A CHARTER BUS WITH A TON OF STRANGERS TO GO AND LOOK AT THE MONUMENTS THAT HAVE SERVED AS THE BACKDROP FOR THE SOME OF THE MOST BORING SCENES IN TELEVISION HISTORY
11:30 AM | SISTER WIVES GUIDED TOUR GROUP TWO
THE SAME THING AS ABOVE AND THE SAME LAME ACE FANNING COMMENTARY, BUT A WHOLE NEW GROUP OF PEOPLE!
5 PM | JANELLE, JANELLE, JANELLE PARTY!
COME AS YOUR BEST JANELLE AND GET READY TO LET IT RIP… AS MUCH AS JANELLE CAN LET IT RIP! JANELLE THEMED GAMES, FOOD TRUCKS AND OUR BEST JANELLE AWARDS!
ITS MORE THAN JUST A REUNION…
WE WANT THIS TO BE A WEEKEND TO REMEMBER– AND NOT IN THE WAY THAT MOST FAMILY REUNIONS ARE REMEMBERABLE {FAMILY FIGHTS, SECRETS AND GOSSIP} BUT BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY ENJOYED YOURSELF!
WE’VE GOT A COUPLE FUN TRASHBAG EXPERIENCES WE THINK YOU’RE GONNA LOVE… OR MAYBE YOU WILL FUCKING HATE THEM AND DECIDE YOU HATE US TOO! HIGH STAKES.
THE ROBYN EXPERIENCE!
I WANT IT ALL. I DON’T CARE HOW FINITE THE FAMILY RESOURCES ARE… I WANT THE MAN, THE HOUSE, THE JUNK JOURNALS, ALL THE DOLLS AND ALL THE DOLL ACCESSORIES! ETSY LOVES TO SEE ME COMING!
WITH THE ROBYN EXPERIENCE, YOU GET IT ALL AND NO FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE JANELLE CAN STAND IN YOUR WAY! CHRISTINE CAN BITCH AND MOAN ALL ABOUT HOW YOU’RE THE FAVORITE, BUT AS MEL ROBBINS SAYS, “LET THEM!” AND CHERRY ON TOP: MERI IS PROBABLY GOING DOWN ON YOU!
SISTER WIVES GUIDED BUS TOUR
PRE-SHOW DINNER CATERED BY SALSA BRAVA
SHIT TALK LIVE WITH ACE & KATELYN
THE CHRISTINE EXPERIENCE!
NOM NOM NOM…. NOT ONLY ARE YOU A THESPIAN, YOU’RE ALSO HUNGRY AND MAKING A MESS WITH ALL THAT NACHO CHEESE! BASEMENT WIFE IS GETTING A NIGHT OUT OF THE COLD DARK SPACE SHE CALLS HOME AND GETS TO STUFF HER FACE WITH MEXICAN FOOD WHILE ACE AND KATELYN STUFF HER IN A WAY SHE’S NEVER BEEN STUFFED BEFORE.
SHIT TALK LIVE WITH ACE & KATELYN
PRE-SHOW DINNER CATERED BY SALSA BRAVA
THE KODY EXPERIENCE!
LET'S FACE IT… YOU'RE THE REAL REASON WHY EVERYONE IS HERE! GET UP ON STAGE AND GIVE US YOUR ALL! BE THE PIECE OF MEAT YOU ARE AND FLAUNT YOUR 6-PACK ABS AND THOSE PECS JANELLE WANTS SO BAD! {DON’T ACTUALLY COME ON STAGE– THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD}
SHIT TALK LIVE WITH ACE & KATELYN
THE MERI EXPERIENCE!
OOPS… THE FAMILY ONCE AGAIN FORGOT TO TELL MERI ANY OF THE OTHER PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND, BUT WE KNOW WE CAN’T ROAD TRIP WITHOUT HER! YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED A SHITTER CLEANED, TIRE CHANGED, OR ALL THE BAGS PACKED TETRIS STYLE.
SISTER WIVES GUIDED BUS TOUR
THE JANELLE EXPERIENCE!
MAYBE ITS THE FINITE RESOURCES, MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE OR MAYBE YOU DON’T HAVE THE TIME BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SAVANAH MIGHT NEED PICKING UP– EITHER WAY, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED!
EVEN WITHOUT ANY OF THE EXPERIENCES, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND {WE HOPE} JUST GETTING TO SPEND TIME WITH THE REST OF THE TRASHBAGS AND GETTING DOWN AND DIRTIER THAN JANELLES FEET DURING OUR JANELLE PARTY!
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